A time for Chuckles

Once more my friends, the time has come for another edition of *insert exciting gameshow music* THE TOP TEN.

After polling the studio audience we came up with the most probable thoughts that Abu Musab al-Zarqawi had in his dying moments.

10. Mama always said to keep the "boys" bald in case of days like this.

9. Durka! Durka! Durka! *Translation* Ak-bar, al-Wankmemedd and Uhsux-Mehed are sure going to miss the late nice jam sessions to "Wham" and "Boy George".

8. Dammit Carter! Where was your support.

7. Come on, come on! Honestly, Islam is peaceful.

6. Good thing I called "Berg's" house earlier.

5. Murhta, you suck! You said it was all taken care of.

4. I hope those virgins all look like: Cindy Sheehan, Janet Reno and Hillary Clinton.

3. Sorry Allah, I just couldn't help oogling over that one chick on "touched by an Angel" .

2. Pat Robertson, I'm gonna sic Hugo on you!


And the last one is..........................

1. IT'S BUSH'S FAULT!

In some recent stories from Afghanistan there have been some reports of the terrorists using donkeys. They have attempted to load them up full of explosives and then detonate them when within target range. This however, has been foiled due to the perceptiveness of the troops and security forces in country. This comes as of no surprise to us since there have been explosives found in carcasses of dead donkeys before (not only in A-stan but also Iraq). Well my friends, they have not given up hope on producing the perfect donkey weapon. Their newest prototype is even more dangerous, and at times, more effective. We all have seen it, and this enemy has seen us. Its name is always within earshot.

Now its face is clear.

Have a good day,

Carnivore